December 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
Modern Coding
James: require() and include() functions are virtually similar in their function except for the way they handle an irretrievable resource.
James: "virtually similar"
Me: yeah that defines PHP to a T actually
Me: "virtually similar to a real programming language"
James: haha
December 2010
3 posts
June 2010
3 posts
Jamy: Date tonight
Jamy: Nervous
Me: just rub cardamum on your nipples and you'll have no problems
“If you’re about to take a hundred lines to write what you could in ten, stop and...”
– Mark, Criminal Overengineering
“Smart writing won’t be in formal and difficult-to-understand journal articles,...”
– http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/soundsmart
April 2010
1 post
When Matthew Langer thinks of me, it is this
langer: ADAM
langer: ADAM
langer: OMG
langer: ADAM
me: !!!!!!!!
langer: OMG
langer: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
langer: http://bitURL.net/barf
February 2010
1 post
“In quantum mechanics, the black hole emits Hawking radiation, and so can come to...”
– From the Wikipedia article on White Holes. Quoth my friend: “…is as close to incomprehensible mathematical symbols as i’ve ever seen plain text get.”
January 2010
4 posts
MackeyCare Begins
Using BMI as an indicator is the most retarded thing anyone could do. I’m 5’ 6” and weigh 155 pounds, at my max I was 185. I’ve never had a body fat % greater than 16-17 and it’s probably around 11-13 right now. I rock climb 3-4 days a week and am in peak physical condition.
“Proper” BMI is for lazy potato surfing couches (I read this sentence after...
“Because the thing that everyone seems to be forgetting is: who really cares...”
– Adam Frucci (via marco)
This.
I only watch Conan, in clips, on Hulu. I can’t even stand the format through Hulu and just want to skip to the funny clips or a particularly interesting SECTION of an interview. The rest is panhandling to a dated format that only entertains people >50 years...
Wikipedia - Grinding(gaming) →
Most notable quote for me: “However, other commentators have argued that this is in itself the result of a cognitive bias: many people tend to believe they are more talented than they actually are, and thus will argue for talent to be rewarded; but since their real level of talent (especially when compared to others) is much lower, many of those who campaign for games to reward talent would...
December 2009
4 posts
nabeel:
Hi, My Name Is Mike And I Was A FishVille Addict
I’ve never really understood why games as an entertainment medium elicit this kind of cultural shame.
When I was 13 I got really into comic books. I started spending most of my money on it, perhaps all of my spare money. I was showing up at the comic book shop the day a new issue came out. I worked at a comic book store for trade and...
November 2009
2 posts
October 2009
5 posts
This was just a rough 1 take recording and I...
““Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same...”
– ICP is classy.
“I feel sad when my parents/aunt forward a viral video to you 2-56 weeks ‘after...”
– Hipster Runoff, is genius.
September 2009
8 posts
“And you will, on close introspection, find that what you really mean by ‘I’ is...”
– Erwin Schrödinger, in the absolutely wonderful What is Life? (which you can read online). He argues that the only logical conclusion one can draw from the statistical facticity of determinism, given our structure, size, and subjugation to the laws of science, is that consciousness is not individual...
“Silver Tongue” - Hot Brother (Honey...
“O propheta, certe penis tuus cælum versus erectus est.”
– Ali, commenting on the death of Mohammad, via Abulfeda, via Edward Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, via Wikipedia: Death erection, via today’s edition of “Office banter we’d never get away with if we had an HR department”.
[trans: “O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky”]
(via...
“Google Mail service has already been restored for some users, and we expect a...”
– Google Apps Status, September 1, 2009 8:18:00 AM PDT (via nabeel) (via langer)
OH MAN
I ONLY TEASE BECAUSE I LOVE BECAUSE LANGER IS REALLY GOOD NO REALLY IM NOT JOKING HES REALLY SMART AND MAKES ME FEEL DUMB :(
August 2009
5 posts
CATS
July 2009
8 posts
thewordunheard:
nudawn:
reconnoitre:
nudawn:
so last night i had a dream i was walking to work when Langer walked by me. i was eating sushi out of a styrofoam box with a fork. i snarled at Langer when he tried to ask me a question, and just kept walking with my sushi.
what the fuck does that mean??!!
I once had a dream that Langer & Mills & I were hanging out a dorm room. I...
June 2009
5 posts
Woot's alternate euphemisms for the Mark Sanford... →
These crack me up.
The funniest paragraph I've run across in a long...
From: http://groupon.thepoint.com/boston/
Surgeon General’s Rock-Climbing Warning
When rock climbing, balance may be disrupted by normal bodily functions (breathing, massive coronary attacks, etc.). The bodily function most disruptive to rock-climbing is child birth. Juggling a newborn at high altitudes is challenging (unless the umbilical chord is improbably tied in a belay harness at...