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Surgeon General’s Rock-Climbing Warning

When rock climbing, balance may be disrupted by normal bodily functions (breathing, massive coronary attacks, etc.). The bodily function most disruptive to rock-climbing is child birth. Juggling a newborn at high altitudes is challenging (unless the umbilical chord is improbably tied in a belay harness at birth). Due to these risks, third-trimester pregnant women are not allowed to participate in today’s amazing deal on a beginner’s rock-climbing lesson.